Mechanical failure

This human has once again switched onto procrastination mode. Work mode seemed to have stalled. The key is jammed. It constantly switches automatically from p mode to eating mode and back to p mode again. Needs serious mechanical maintenance. Engaging in emergency services at the moment. Hopefully it will be fixed by tomorrow morning at the very latest. Each minute the machine is on procrastination mode, the cost increases exponentially. Need to speed up service!!